Web, I swear if you leave I'm gonna hunt you down and attempt to contact you, the friendship I have with you is too great to just disappear, this is a truly sad time and don't push the problem out the way, solve it, I'll help you, I'll do anything to make you stay
Just promise when you get better you come back and say hello. Do you know what I like about Mrs. Web, she has the capability to put up with you haha:') I'm gonna miss you man
She's a keeper man, if you get married (it's a long way off but still) you better invite me, I made a friend in you and I'm gonna find it hard to let you go