I threatened to starve myself when I was younger cuz my mom hid my favorite manga called shugo chara. I managed to do so for 2 days and half and then I got hungry. Plus my mom gave my manga back she just didn’t like that I was reading what she called crap 24/7.
Accepted my gf back after she cheated. And to escape the relationship I'm not sure I wanna be in im lying about who I am on this game and talking to people to escape my reality.
So, I thought it was a good idea to jump a fence and my rind was taking forever so I pushed her and she ripped her pants which ended up with me peeing a little bit from laughter. She now had a scar on her leg and honestly idk why we didn't go around.
I literally drunk pissed infront of a stranger's door in Germany. A stranger. In a foreign country. PISSED. I almost got dragged into the cop shop but I started crying and promised to hose it down. Ended up passing out and my friend had to do it for me. It's not embarrassing anymore, just stupid and funny. Look at the state of me. This was an hour before it happened.
I do a loooooot of stupid things... I spent $45 on a sweater...in a virtual game. ? (it’s an addicting habit, don’t be me I’m a bad influence!) Yesterday I wanted to wear my hair down and even though the wind was blowing I refused to put my hair up....ended up stumbling because my hair was covering my whole face and I couldn’t see....there was another person walking next to me on the sidewalk.... ??? Earlier I went to grab Subway with a friend of mine, and my bread was hard asf especially after they toasted it....and I legit cut my lip open on this crusty bread. ??? I don’t really know if this one is stupid but I find it amusing...I sold cats to get bentos and then spent a half of my bentos getting my rs furniture he really wanted. ️? P.S. I don’t really need furniture, I just wanted to maybe make someone laugh. ️ (But if anyone happens to have the Neon Wave rug, send it to my rs please ?️).
Back in high school I barricaded a door to avoid getting caught and detention and forgot that there were three more exits unmaned
The other day I put my hand on the stove to check if it was hot. It was. I am 21 years old and I still haven’t learned.
I got TOO drunk on an acquaintance party for officers of 14 schools. (it was the first i got drunk after hitting the drinks which is 60%+ alcoholic) I vomited someone from the second floor, it landed on someone's shoulder. (free jack daniels on the guy lol) Friends carried me, arms on their shoulders and jumped like a kid. Brought me to a grab taxi and just hugged the driver. Friend: Sorry Driver: it's fine, i'm like that some days I got to my condo aaaand when sitting on the elevator, jumping in the elevator and shit. Got in my room and plopped my face on my pillow. Etc. Stupid thing I have done? Stole my friend's drinks and shots. I drank too much and took a bottle too.