giveaway hehhhehehehehheehheheheheheheh

Are you a parking ticket cause you got FIIIIIINE written all over you

 

You remind me of my pinky toe. Short, kinda cute, and probably going to get banged over my coffee table tonight.

 

I just opened this thread
And I thought maybe..

Here's my link

So gift me baby

 

kiss me if im wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right? 

 

Do you want a nut??? Cause I'm really trying to cashhhewww 

 

Hi

 

I like my girls like I like my oreos; with sweet white cream I can lick from between.

 

Call me Chris Brown... Cause id hittt that

 

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!..but also he blew up the gas station..but it just sent sparks into my eyes and I saw you were a real angel..and now I’m also blind..

 

Your body's 70% water... and daddy's thirsty. ?

 

If u were a noose, id hang myself

 

if this hasn’t ended already, i’ll use a pickup line that honours my nationality ?

do you want to try an australian kiss? it’s like a french kiss, but down under

 

U RIGHT

 

Are you a cardiologist? Bc you’re pullin on my heartstrings

 

This works until you get an oblivious dumbáss like me who will respond with “No, and the Human heart does not have strings”

 

Or someone like me, who doesn't have a heart.

 

That too, yes

 

Inb4 lock