giveaway hehhhehehehehheehheheheheheheh

You must be misc because everyone wants you. ?

 

I usually settle for an 8, but since I met you, eh, I guess I'll settle for a 10 ?‍♀️?

 

Be unique and different from the other guys I've met. Say yes to me ?

 

I'd pick you up, but you just swept me off my feet, so maybe you should 

 

Call me Nemo.. cause I ain't afraid to touch the butt.

 

????????

but imagine they're pickup trucks

 

I slightly smiled on dis one

 

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy.

 

I know you're busy, but can you add me on your to-do list? (no homo intended)

 

You're leaving huh. I'd say bye and God bless you, but I guess He already did

 

Guess what I'm wearing?
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The smile you gave me 

 

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. ?

 

Did u just fart??





Cuz you blew me away! 

?️

 

Do you have Irish (or any nationality) in you?

...(girl says no)


do you want some?

 

I want some. ?

 

With an avi like that, you can have some all day every day ?

 

You wanna know why I can relate to Pluto? Because there’s all this trash in my orbit but I still made my way to you.

 

I’m not Charmin, but I’d be all up in that booty...

 

You’re also a dwarf like Pluto.

 

Marry me.