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How to piss off a woman....

Q:What do you tell a woman that has two black eyes?
A:Nothing- she has already been told twice

what do you do when your wife asks you to fix her watch? You don't- Theres a clock on the stove.


Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?


Q. What's the best thing about a blow job from your wife?
A. Ten minutes of silence.


Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None, it better be open when she brings it to you.



Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.



Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.


What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.



Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.




The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
 
chauvinism is sure one way into a woman's back hand

But they were funny you forgot the 'make me a sandwich' one....
 
Just because guys have hard exteriors doesn't mean we're insensitive you girls just have to break through our outer shell and get to our sensitive side and not all guys are douche bags some like myself have never made a woman do anything she doesn't want to do
 
Let's just put it this way, guys don't understand girls the way we understand each other. There's a reason you are guys and we are girls. Yet we are equal. Respect us, and we respect you. Anything boys can do girls can do just as well. Yeah we can be sensitive but take advantage and we'll kick some major butt. Don't underestimate us, at all. Girls do have rights, anyone who says we don't should burn into hell. If the world didn't have woman, men would fall apart to be honest. So give us dignity and treat us the right way, you should do that automaticly anyways, it only seems special cuz so many guys treat girls like ****. and we are so much more than that. But if you boss us around, and be jerks then don't blame is for threatning to chop of your manly parts ^_^

Who run the world? (girls) 
 
For those religious folks; god created man first, then woman so the man would not grow lonely.

For those non religious folks; think of a woman that has done something throughout history. Now imagine how much of a difference that made. Exactly.


I personally love women. Without them I would have to deal with dudes all the time. As for gender roles though the first half of my post speaks for itself.
 
For the religious folk:
God didn't create women out of a man's feet, so that he would rule over her.
God didn't create women out of a man's head, to rule over him.
God created women out of a man's side, to be his partner for life.


For non-religious: ya.... What Abdul said....
 
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