Girlfriend application for leaky guys 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PassionRENAMED, Oct 5, 2012.

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  1. Okay :3

    I like both my purple an blue dresses, so I thought I'd ask my date 
     
    #141 *--_Hephaestus_-- (01), Oct 7, 2012
  2. I never actually said yes 
     
    #142 HannahRAWRR, Oct 7, 2012
  3.  are you gonna say no?
     
    #143 *--_Hephaestus_-- (01), Oct 7, 2012
  4. Idk 
     
    #144 HannahRAWRR, Oct 7, 2012
  5. Dear -passion-

    Application for zep please:
    • I already stalk him
    • I adore his super hawt body

    I like hiding in taps whilst hot guys shower, lurking in their underwear drawer and making things go bump in the night.

    Like all good girls I wax my moustache annually and plait my leg and armpit hair, colouring it sometimes for parties and special occasions. I also know how to work the white sheet look like a pro.

    In conclusion, pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

    Yours sincerely
    Caspertheghost
    
     
    #145 caspertheghost, Oct 7, 2012
  6.  Ill pick you up a 7
     
    #146 *--_Hephaestus_-- (01), Oct 7, 2012
  7. I'm busy tonight, eating leftover Chinese food and watching redbox movies 
     
    #147 HannahRAWRR, Oct 7, 2012
  8. No no, I mean tomorrow 
     
    #148 *--_Hephaestus_-- (01), Oct 7, 2012
  9. Oh ok 
     
    #149 HannahRAWRR, Oct 7, 2012
  10. I wanna Apply!  (Hope they like it weird)  Jk...  I just want to post something 
     
    #150 iStoleYourHoe, Oct 7, 2012
  11. Passion, the whale rejected me.
    Im single

    Casp your application form is very tempting 
     
    #151 lItlIrlIalIllIalIllIalI, Oct 7, 2012
  12. Oh my!!! Haha let me quess u want a girl who can cook and talk sports but doesn't care if your listening an smart corky and funny?? Well I'm all that crap^ but....... I'm happily taken
     
    #152 rockst1003, Oct 7, 2012
  13. Hannah. Cannot. U r my sister
     
    #153 -GingerBreadStarina-, Oct 7, 2012
  14.  You heard her 
     
    #154 HannahRAWRR, Oct 7, 2012
  15. Zep  I also catch spiders all by myself and understand the offside rule. Do I win? 
     
    #155 caspertheghost, Oct 7, 2012
  16. 
     
    #156 -GingerBreadStarina-, Oct 7, 2012
  17. 
     
    #157 -BayAreaChicana-, Oct 7, 2012
  18. Caspertheghost. U sound like the perfect person for my brother in law. Introducing... ---V-0ltZ---  u'll be perfect for him. My sister doesn't want him so u can have him 
     
    #158 -GingerBreadStarina-, Oct 7, 2012
  19. Or will voltz be single? 
     
    #159 -GingerBreadStarina-, Oct 7, 2012
  20. 
     
    #160 HannahRAWRR, Oct 7, 2012
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