(Game) would you rather?

I'd rather be a member of the MIB because they're badass.

Would you rather eat horse balls, or let horse balls eat you?

 

I would let horse balls eat me

Would you rather eat a spoon of hot sauce or dip your face into it?

 

I'd rather eat the spoon of hot sauce.

Would you rather eat ass of your dad or get your ass eaten by your dad?

 

I don't have a dad. Can't it be yours instead?


Would you rather be swept up in a Sharknado or be stomped on by Godzilla?

 

Stomped on by godzilla.

Would you rather have tongues for fingers or your nose on your bum?

 

nose on my bum

Would you rather live on earth without the ability of your 5 senses, or live in space with all of your senses but no way to fully appreciate them?

 

Live in space with all of my senses

Would you rather death by cats or death by bikinis?

 

Death by cats

Would you rather be a cannibal or be eaten by a cannibal?

 

I don't mind eating ass, would you let me suck yo toe and invite mom for din din, or let me teach you some lessons in the tub instead?