[GAME] STORY

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CalvinHarris, Nov 20, 2014.

  1. Then the chipmunk died because the booger infected it.The End
     
  2. They rose up to be zombies
     
  3. Err...I said The End already.?
     
  4. they became zombies abd started
     
  5. ...and started eating people
     
  6. But that was no match for the crew of Zombieland! They fought the zombie chipmunk and...
     
  7. STARTED FAPPING
     
  8. And then the zombie chipmunks suddenly evolve into a zombie monkeys
     
  9. they got a junk computor and thaught they could make
     
  10. ...they thought they could make a device to un-zombify themselves
     
  11. But they failed drastically. It, in fact, shrunk their willies and made them have larger feet
     
  12. And we all know what they say about large feet
     
  13. Large feet, larger dingdong.

    This is about as ironic as it gets. They needed to make a new device. But how?
     
  14. Because of that, their agility improved. And they inaugurated a race match for zombie monkeys.
     
  15. A nuke was issued to bomb the chipmunks but...
     
  16. ...but the bomb didn't work for an unknown reason. While the monkeys were having their marathon, a clan of humans suddenly appeared.
     
  17. The humans went to put clothes on and then they rode magical unicorns to a land…
     
  18. Or a galaxy... Far far away?

    (I'm watching Star Wars don't push me)
     
  19. In this new galaxy there were giant green humanoid-looking aliens.