Fruit War

I will beat you with a sack of pomegranates.



Watermelon 

 

You swallow the seed

 

And it makes you grow a watermelon in your stomach and you combust

Orange

 

I shove oranges up your ass. 




Strawberries.

 

I , in return , shove strawberries in your scrotum .


Peach

 

I squeeze the peach juice into your eye sockets




Blueberries

 

I shove the blueberries into your ears until your head fills up and brain spills out .

Banana

 

The blueberries were injected with blue ink & your mouth turned blue when u ate it xD

 

U ate the banana & u became banana xD

Watermelon

 

U ate the melon and used the skin as a bra 

Banana

 

you used the banana too trip ur friend

grapes

 

You shoved the grape down your nostril 

Pineapple

 

You use the pineapple as a wonderful sex toy...

Pears

 

You drown in a sea of pear juice.

Kiwi

 

lmao nilla... i put the kiwi in ur gas tank oops lol


cantaloupe