Fruit War

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Angel_of_Fire, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. smash watermelon in your head

    melon
     
  2. Smash melon on your head


    Oranges
     
  3. The oranges fall and you trip

    Grapefruit!
     
  4. The grapefruit was too mushy ,so u spit it on a cop and got arrested :D apple
     
  5. Apple fell hit ur head knock u out & u hit ur head against a rock


    cherry!!!!
     
  6. You choked on a cherry pit, they gave you CPR and still wasn't able to revive you





    Dragon fruit
     
  7. The dragon fruit has a parasite in it and you get so sick you hafta be admitted to a hospital to have it removed


    Tomatoes
     
  8. The seeds grew in your stomach and now you spit out tomatoes


    Blueberries
     
  9. The blueberries were ball magnets painted blue by your rival.


    Cherries
     
  10. Some of these are AWESOME
     
  11. You happily enjoyed the cherries but later found out that they were rotten and got a stomachache.

    Raspberries
     
  12. The rasberries were sprinkled with powdered ruffies and i ate them and fell in the lake and died


    Pineapple
     
  13. The pineapple was injected with a tasteless poison you ate it and slowly it starts to eat you from the inside out.
     
  14. The rambutan was discontinued because of its long ass name.
    Cherry tomato
     
  15. You choked on it eating too fast

    Cucumber
     
  16. Not a fruit... so it can't go in fruit salad 

    Raspberry
     
  17. Ya still choked on it .

    Pomegranate