French Heroes

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *CheekyChloe (01), Jul 8, 2011.

  1. Everybody excluding me POV
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    Suddenly we heard a thud.


    "PASTRY! PASTRY REVAMNDUSZHAKBSIRBS"

    "Shut the pastry up Napoleon."

    Kuching stopped licking and started pawing Napoleon's face.

    "Chloe?!"

    "Mickey! Hurry up with the Document!!"


    "Where the hell are you?!"

    "In Washington's pants!"

    "In London's underwear?!"

    "YES!"

    "Hurrah!"

    We rushed downstairs and picked Chloe off the floor.

    "Watch out! BRITISH GUMMY BEARS ARE ATTACKING!!!!"

    "I told you to do the documents. "

    "Shut up."

    Napoleon fell out the window.

    "ADIEBDHKAN ATTACK THE GUMMYBEARS!!
     
  2. THE GUMMY BEARS ARE ATTACKING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!


    les ours gommeux attaquant !!!!! Sauve qui !!!!!!
     
  3. Wahhhhh

    
     
  4. Suddenly, a gay gummy bear attacked Kuch's face.

    Kuch was screaming around and suddenly his head was on fire.


    "CHINA IS BURNING DOWN!!! ASIA IS ON FIRE!!! RUSSIA IS EATING AMERICANS!!!!!".

    "MIA, LOAD THE PASTRYAJRIDNEIB!"

    "Shut the F"""" up already!"

    "AIM THE PASTRY!!!"

    Mickey and Mia were chewing on a breadstick and loading pastries in a cannon and aimed it at Kuching's face.

    "FIRE!!!"

    I stood there licking an ice cream cone while a dozen pastries attacked Kuching's face.

    He was screamig and yelling and was dancing in a puddle of cream. He rolled around and licked the floor, then he chewed on Mia and Mickey's breadstick.

    "HEY!!"

    "GAY BEAR FOREVER!!!!"

    "The ******?!?!"

    He started running around like crazy and he set his clothes on fire.


    "CATCH HIM!!"

    Everybody except me ran after him, I just stood there, eating my ice cream.

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    Update! Pt... Uh... I forgot. Enjoy!!! More soon!!!
     
  5. INCROYABLE! un prix beau travail!
     
  6.  suis-je un flasheur aujourd'hui 
     
  7. Yes Kuch. Ur a flasher
     
  8. Suddenly Kuch came back with the others.

    "Hiya Kuchy- HOLY CRAP!"

    Suddenly the girls let go and he flash us!'

    "ROFLMFAO!!"

    He stood there looking confuzzled.

    "YOU'RE A WOMAN!!!"


    Elena:

    Mia:

    Mickey:

    Me:

    Kuch:

    Napoleon: Got shot.
     
  9. 

    No it goes like this

    Mia:
    Elena:
    You:
    Me:
    Kuching:
    NAPOLEAN: still licking Danishes off the ground
     
  10. cest hilaraaaaant continue lol le flasheur a tuer je suis crampée à terre
     
  11. Micky y do i have the pervy pedo smile
     
  12. Becausei know you like it
     
  13. The face or what we saw?
     
  14. Mince alors comment se fait-je être une femmę, le chien ne mange mines 
     
  15. THERE WAS NOTHING TO SEEEEE
     
  16. I agree
     
  17.  they said mine is small. In fact it is ..... (censored)
     
  18. HAHAHAHA U TOOK STEROIDS YA BIG LUG!!!!!! ROFL LMAO ROFL