free style spitting

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by OFM-ShinyKickZ-OFM, Mar 31, 2013.

  1. I got brandy on my hands

    Puddings in disguise
    Cheetos tell me lies
    Russians sending spies
    Frogs catching flies
    Woman with two eyes
    How time flies

    When I've got brandy on my hands

    Just bought some kicks
    Thought they kinda sick
    Thought they kinda fat
    Show stains when I sweat
    They squeak when I walk
    Like a mouse trying to talk
    Like a mouse trying to stalk
    Like he's looking for my cheddar
    Stokes me with a feather
    Strokes me on the thigh
    Things getting weird
    Like I'm richard gere
    Hamsters going YOLO
    But I'm going solo
    With some lube and funnel
    A sexual mouse tunnel
    Something's going wrong
    I'm dropping lyrical bombs
    I'm a sexual deviant
    My actions expedient
    Make me wanna travel
    Like I'm jimmy saville
    Claim that I'm bored
    Cruise the hospital wards
    Someone gonna catch me
    Quicker than I flash thee

    I got brand on my hands
     
  2. Well then, ---V_KelonjAllDay---, I think Achilles should rap!
     
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


    "Strokes me with a feather
    Strokes me on the thigh"
     
  4.  Can't read asterix - forgot to take my mind reading pills today
     
  5. No idea what that means, still no mind reading pills 
     
  6. I'm just waiting for his war to be over so I can go back to beating on him.
     
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    "beating on him"
     
  8. Achilles spit some :p
     
  9. Yeah, I hit him every time he posts something stupid. I'm gonna make the VIP list in fights in no time
     
  10. Achilles spit something
     
  11. Achilles is my admirer

    I aloe her to farm me


    Its a privilage

    Since shes so sweet 
     
  12. I got brandy on my hands

    I'm sitting in the click
    Doing a two stretch for some drive and drink
    Got me a new cellie, hoping that he hetro
    350 pounds and his name is Metro
    In he walk like a bad ass punk
    Opening line is he'll toss me for my bunk
    He's a bad muther Hubbard, into his RP
    His favourite one of all, is Happy Family
    This dude is huge, bigger than The Rock
    And I've just been informed that
    Tonight Daddy sucks mummy's ****

    I've got brandy on my hands
     
  13. Shrink shrink, blinkity blink, try to make me think, make me wanna vomit, clean it up with comet. Earth is my planet 
     
  14. :lol: :lol:


    :( Too much laughter
     
  15. I'm sitting in the hall of fame/
    Your spits are completely lame/
    The worlds gonna know my name/
    My raps, no two are the same/
    Spitas the name, rappings the game/
    Polititions are 100 percent lame/

    Yolo, you only live once/
    Take this punch to ur nuts/
    Verbal embracement/
    Why don't u engrace it/
    Ton of pain, no tears/
    Only thousands of fears/

    I think I'm gonna end here/
    Ending is not a fear/
    But my raps are sincere/
    So put yo ass in gear/
    Ur life ending is near/
    How u die is mear/
     
  16. Spit a racial slur honky sue me
    This is a horror flick but the black guy doesn't die in this movie

    Ooooooooooooooooooo

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