Oh gosh I have so many embarrassing stories. One is too embarrassing to tell soooooo I'll go with another one . So in high school I was in band and on the dance team. Well our dance team had a competition that weekend up in Austin, Texas which is about 2 hour drive in the school busses cause it always takes forever.
So... I have this condition wherein I fall asleep uncontrollably, and that's why I still have a chauffeur when I'm already studying at a university. Then one time, I was told that I can go home by myself from school because my uncle was not available to fetch me. I was overjoyed (of course) because it was the first time I'll be on my own. I rode a public transportation and... ? I missed my stop. ? BECAUSE I FELL ASLEEP. SMH I tried to act normal and got off of the public transpo. I don't have any money left anymore, so I walked (just about 300-400m) from there to my home. Nobody in my family knows it yet because I'm sure that I'll be getting a lot of excruciating pain in my eardrums when they find out. P.S. Hello pup ?
Omg I typed out this long post and it didn't post FML lol I have a lot of embarrassing stories but here is my second cause my first is just too mortifying ? So in hs I was on the dance team and in the band. Well as you know, we have competitions and what not.... for dance this one Saturday we had one in Austin, Tx which is a 2 hour school bus trip from my hs. After a long day of competing and dancing, we went to go grab dinner at about 9 pm. I was so thirsty so I had drank a bottle of water as well as getting the biggest Togo cup from subway ? i didn't even think to myself at the time "you might have to pee on the bus ride home Courtney" but I can said I peed before we left... so we get back on the road and about 45 minutes into the trip I'm doing the watusi in my seat trying not to piss you myself. That's when i decided to text my cousin who was sitting in the front of the bus by the dance coach. She replied back we were not making any stops ? another 20 minutes of hitting bumps and switching lanes, etc. and my muscles are doing everything in their power not to let me pee myself. So now I have a cup that was empty from subway and I decide "I'm going to pee in this cup because I've got to go and why not" . My cousin Kaitlin holds up the blanket I had for me and I proceed to pee in this subway cup and luckily I had some napkins . Well after half the girls laughed and giggled about it little did I know what would happen next. As I went to throw this cup out the window we hit a bump and it clipped the window and half of it spilt on my seat and the floor. Thank god i had a towel in my dance bag and some wipes cause I cleaned it all up I was so mortified I just wanted to crawl under the bus seat. Yeah people heard about what happened to and I went to school with about 3500 students I have so many stories and I had an amazing hs experience. lol I was crazy. Now I'm loving the college life ? Thank you ?
I let my girlfriend fúck me with a strap on dïldo . the rest of the day I was walking as though I was raped. My buddies asked me what happened and u said that I fractured my butt
Well then. There was this time when I tried out singing (or was it public speaking? I forgot). Anyways, I readied myself for how many days just for that one presentation. I searched for the perfect piece, I memorized it, and even tried performing in front of the mirror. When they day came, I held my breath and went up the stage. Everything was perfect, it wasn't exactly how I rehearsed it but it was going better than I expected. But then suddenly, boom. My voice cracks in the middle of my performance. It was sounded like a cow being TORTURED. I swear, everyone just stared at me like I was keeping some poor cow hostage in my throat or something. When I tried again, it went smoothly once more. And then boom. Voice cracks once more. Long story short, that performance was a series of perfect pitches, awkward silences, and the voice cracks of hell.
I remember when we were playing javeline throw at school, I was about to throw but then I hit my head on the pole and it flew backwards instead.
We had a family reunion. Long story short, I fell on a cactus. Everyone gathered around me while all the moms pulled needles out of my ass by the pool.