FREE LIGHTER

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by HerSuperman, Jun 13, 2015.

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  1. Do u know how heavy an polar bear is ? Heavy enough to break the ice... hello my name is lizz ;-)
     
    #141 TinKer_LiZz, Jun 13, 2015
  2. Roses are red, grass is greener when I think of you I play with my wïenër.

    this deserve a Grammy
     
    #142 Vincent-, Jun 13, 2015
  3. ERMEGOD STOP THE PERVS
     
    #143 CarpeNoctem2, Jun 13, 2015
  4. Are you from Tennessee because your the only 10 I see
     
    #144 Tavianastar, Jun 13, 2015
  5. Are you a WiFi? Cause I'm getting a connection 
     
    #145 FallingStars-Shardz, Jun 13, 2015
  6. Hey, I know Im not a Chashier but Im totally checking you out
     
    #146 *VelvetScarlatina (01), Jun 13, 2015
  7. Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants
     
    #147 SongJimin, Jun 13, 2015
  8. Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
     
    #148 SongJimin, Jun 13, 2015
  9. Are you itsBrittanyxx? 'Cause damn I'd like to have that free lighter!
     
    #149 Pandalicious, Jun 13, 2015
  10. Guess what, tmr is Monday ?
     
    #150 viviian, Jun 13, 2015
  11. "I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

    "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"

    So... What do you say? I'm a great driver.

    "Wanna take a ride in my truck? It's a Ford... it's exotic."

    "I'm a man! You're a woman! You do the math!"

    "You don't sweat much for a fat chick."

    "Wow, you look like Xena the Warrior Princess! Wanna date?"

    "Nice legs; what time do they open?"

    "Hey baby, want to socialize your means of reproduction?"

    "I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. In my pants."


    "Ish heav'n mishing a angel? Cuz... cuz... is heav'n mishn a... mishn a angel... yeah cuz... fuck it. C'mere suck my dick." <vomits>

    "The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word."

    "That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too."

    "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
     
    #151 SongJimin, Jun 13, 2015
  12. Do u have an oxygen tank? Cause u take my breath away
     
    #152 Bro_DarkSide, Jun 13, 2015
  13. Thank you Brittany for giving me a list of people to think twice about. Also nice of you to do it (gonna exclude myself cause I don't need another)
     
    #153 Florenciar, Jun 13, 2015
  14. Swag
     
    #154 -MH_Lucky-, Jun 13, 2015
  15. There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
     
    #155 xZombieCandyx, Jun 13, 2015
  16. Are you a dodge? Cause I'd ram you 
     
    #156 EmoDavid, Jun 13, 2015
  17. Are you a tower ? Coz Eiffel for you 
     
    #157 -iJustWannahPleaseYou-, Jun 13, 2015
  18. Need to puff... Got a lighter I can use?

    ?
     
    #158 JustYourAverageDeliveryBoy, Jun 13, 2015
  19. [​IMG]
     
    #159 Renamed-3-, Jun 13, 2015
  20. Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the Goods :lol:
     
    #160 Tempting, Jun 13, 2015
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