FREE LIGHTER

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by HerSuperman, Jun 13, 2015.

  1. You remind me of cake... I like cake
     
  2. I heard you like bones well look under the table ?
     
  3. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass 
     
  4. Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.
     
  5. Did you fart, cause you blew me away 
     
  6. your sun to hot for us and bright
     
  7. Do you have a glass of water? Cuz you're making me thirsty 
     
  8. Whoooaaa too real
     
  9. Daaaaaammmmnnn
     
  10. Be unique and different, say yes 
     
  11. Do you love me? Beacuse i love you
     
  12.  im call you my lil pinky toe cause i kno ill be banging you on kitchen table later
     
  13. Idk how does it sound in english but it was something like:
    (I was walking with my mom) he: mrs! so old and still playing with dolls?
    :lol: I literally lol, but not when he could see me, xD. Note: in my language calling a girl a doll is like saying she's pretty.
     
  14. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This is a gun
    Get in the van
     
  15. You look so hot today, Ronda. Like a sunrise.
     
  16. This...this... I'd totes fall for someone telling me this (L).
     
  17. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
     
  18. Are you a rocket? Cause you landed on my heart
     
  19. On a scale, one to America...how free are you tonight?
     
  20. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I see it my nuts tighten