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You're so beautiful you made me forgot my pickup line.

 

did u sit in sugar cuz that ass is sweet

 

You look like a dinosaur, wnna know why? Your pretty.

 

Whats the start of the universe?
Because, all i know it starts with U N I

 

You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt 

 

I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets 

 

Are you a termite?
Because you're about to get a mouthful of wood ??

 

I WISH IM A FLOOR.........COZ WHEN U FALL ILL BE THERE TO CATCH YOU

 

You remind me of my Chapstick because you are da balm ?

 

I'm learning about important dates in history.
Wanna be one of them? ?

 

Ugh! I can't think of any cheesy pick up line



Cuz all I have in mind.. is YOU

 

I blushed so many colours to this

 

Can you please b mom of my kids

 

Wait I think that's part of a song Miguel? ?

 

Are your eyes always that sweet or you put sugar in them?

 

Is your dad a baker because thats a nice set of buns

 

What would forest gumps password be?

1forrest1

 

Guy;Is yur phone in yur back pocket
Girl; Yes, why
Guy; because dat asz is calling me.

 

Hey I am the flash....do u wanna go to future to check our relationship

 

Crude, I know haha. I hesitated before posting that ?