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Did you just far? Cuz you blew me away

 

This morning I saw a rose. I thought it was the most beautiful thing until I saw you.

 

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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers

Are you a magician? Bc whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears

Do you have a bandaid? I think I just scraped my knee falling for you

 

I made you some Moo Moo but I forgot to use my Milktank ??

 

Hello.I saw u glancing at me undressing me with ur eyesdo u want to know my name first..

 

Are you a white Walker?
Because I want you to have my babies.

We need more game of thrones references here people.

 

Are youat an unpaid traffic meter cause u have fine written all over you

 

Are you an an unpaid traffic meter cause u have fine written all over you

 

You look so good that I'll drink your bath water
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There are eight planets, and the biggest one of all is Uranus 

 

are you from pimd cause u sure like to party  ? corny enough for ya

 

Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me

 

Are u all a pizza? Y'all so cheezy

 

Thanks for the lighter, I'm glad you enjoyed them! 

 

bored here too pls

 

If u was a dollar You would be in my pants every day.

 

I seemed to have lost my phone number can I have yours?