Foxaii's Famous People: PedoBear

I'll give you a couple hints for whose today's person is:

•Brown
•Small children
•White van

If you guessed Tiger Woods your wrong! But if you said Pedo-Bear give yourself a pat on the back!


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Facts
•They can be found in rural environments
•Usually hunt Lolis, or little girls
•Favorite excuse is: "I didn't know she was three!"

Warnings
To the parents:
~Keep children close in parks, malls, and anywhere where there are bears.
~Avoid ice cream trucks that have little or no windows
~If you see a large bear run. Grab your child(ren) and run

Other Things
#Pedo Bear typically is shown stealing children, running from the FBI and occasionally limping around missing a foot (From a Failed FBI Bear Trap)

#Pedo Bear basically boils down to an Internet predator of minors. P.B, is your a-typical child molester, or basically anyone who does horrible things to minors. On or Offline.
The FBI and Local Police Dept would love to talk to him. So, if you're PedoBear, You might want to give them a call.

Pictures: Flattering and Not so flattering

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And now for one of Bearie's favorite girls to stalk:

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Hope you loved it!
Foxaii

In the issues to come:
Jimi Hendrix
TheOneYouWantToBe
Santa
 
Nice Job Man

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By Simply_Fox
Dec 18 , 2011 4:15

:lol: Thx Flame

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By awesomemandy
Dec 18 , 2011 4:15

:lol: This is Soo funny
 
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