Forumer First Dates

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Muschi, May 17, 2018.

  1. "One Okanagan strawberry rhubarb cider." Wednesday tells the bartender as she props herself on the stool.

    "Put it on my tab." The man next to her interjects.

    Wednesday shoots the man a confused look. It's Winter. "Put it on your tab? I can pay for myself."

    "But who in their right mind would turn down a free drink?"

    "I'm lesbian and I'm vegan."

    Winter takes down the last few drops from his drink and requests a refill. "In this specific scenario, I am actually a woman and the previous use of male terminology was a misnomer."

    "Oh, okay." Wednesday says. "In that case, once we're both suitably drunk I think it would be fun to go home together and perhaps have sexual relations."

    "That indeed would be absolutely delightful." Winter replies.

    The bartender shakes his head. "No support." His nametag reads Ren.
     
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  2. Please include Ren and Butch in every story. Lmfao

    And what does being vegan got to do with a free drink? :(
     
  3. lol alright bill cosby’s son.
     
  4. Tbh. Also you can pay for my drinks anytime, I'll just be leaving right after ?
     
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  5. She is vegan and I am poking fun of her by making her one of those vegans that takes every oppprtunity to announce their veganness.
     
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  6. You can pick who replaces Jaco. New idea:

    Hailey and Ink
    Comic-Con or something artsy somewhere
     
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  7. Do me and ATA grant in the bedroom ty please
     
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  8. Idk if I read this correctly
     
  9. poop
     
  10. (Instead of a 'first date', this will be a general lover's spat between them.)

    "Stupid noob idiot!"

    "No support."

    "Ren is butthurt."

    "No support."

    Butch barks.

    "Idiot. Useless."

    "No support."

    "Stupid noob idiot."

    "No support."

    "Ren is a butthurt idiot."

    Butch barks.

    "No support."
     
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  11. Interesting 
     
  12. Best one so far!! Lmao
     
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  13. LMAO 10/10
     
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  14. Got me with that one 

     
  15. I won't write explicit details of this specific encounter because I'm not a smut writer (and I'm sure being that explicit would be against ToU) but let's say it gets so wild that Grant accidentally bumps the PIMD server that is for some reason in his room and PIMD is broken for a solid 42 minutes.
     
  16. Yo ke motswana fa ketse segowa
     
  17. English only in Forums!
     
  18. Imagine still being upset over me leaving. You do you tho aphro, you can be mad at me and hate me all on your own tbh i’m not gonna fight with you over some childish reason.
     
  19. I think he's trying to chant something
     
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  20. Have a scrap pull her hair