I got one, all of you depressed adults × tears × sorrow × stress × more depression × anxiety × loneliness × pressure. What do you get from all that??
Emo quit permanently and get a life. Cut out the feminist bs, the anti-heterosexual antics of yours, and the ass kissing that you enjoy doing so much. On top of that, aren't you an English major?? GET OFF YOUR ASS AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE THAT'S POSITIVE.
Tbh I’m down with that Make it spicy and give it a nice ending. Like we all make friendship bracelets around an open fire during a camping trip.
The edge of the bowl is just out of reach for Wyatt and Ren. After testing their shrink ray, they thought climbing into a bowl of poutine would be fun. In reality, it was just an absolute mess. "Ren, if you give me a boost I can go make myself big again and get you out." Wyatt suggests. "No support. Why does it have to be you? Why can't you stay in here and have me rescue you?" Wyatt sighs. "I just wanted to be your knight in shining armor." Ren blinks. "No support." "Really? No support? After all these years, you don't even have the slightest feelings for me?" Ren shrugs. "No support." Suddenly, a loud bark is here and heavy breathing. Ren and Wyatt look at each other with recognition flashing in their eyes. "Butch." They exclaim in unison. The poutine bowl is knocked onto the floor, taking Ren and Wyatt with them. Butch begins eating the poutine, just seconds away from taking the duo with him. "I'm sorry Wyatt! I do love you!" Ren yells. They try to embrace in a lover's fashion, but Butch interrupts as his swallows the newfound soulmates.
"You have to go to jail. It's the rules." Chill informs Aphrodite. "But I don't want to! I've been in jail in this stupid game so many times already! Can we just ignore it?" Aphrodite protests. "No support. The rules are rules." Ren says. Aphrodite flips over the game board in protest. "I hate Monopoly and I hate when you two gang up on me!" "We are ganging up on you. We're just saying the rules." Chill corrects. Aphro slaps him across the face. Chill looks at Ren. Ren stands up and hit Aphrodite over the back of the head with his show. She crumples to the ground, unconscious. Chill laughs. "Thanks, she was annoying me. Always whining." Ren smiles and sits down next to Chill, their thighs touching. "It's nice for us to be technically alone for once, don't you think?" "Oh." "Make love to me." Ren demands. "No support. You're just trying to seduce me because I'm the banker." "Make love to me." "No." "Do it." Chill sighs and shrugs. "Okay fine. Why not?" Before they begin though, Ren puts a blanket over the unconscious body of Aphrodite. For privacy.
Unfortunately I will no longer be doing prompts including Jaco, because I do not want to further enflame him. I would also like to add that I would appreciate if people did not reply to him in this thread because I do not want a fight to result in this thread being locked. Please feel free to resubmit the same scenario, just with a Jaco replacement. Thank you.