Forumer First Dates

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Muschi, May 17, 2018.

  1. What location would you like?
     
  2. I hope you mean my pupu floc ?
     
  3. Hhhhhmmmmmm Bora Bora because that’s life and I wanna go there
     
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  4. The duo is covered in mud, surrounded by the metal debris from their unforunate emergency crash landing. Aphrodite lays face-down on the ground; she groans in pain and rolls over. She sees Lily laying collapsed and unconscious about three feet away.

    "Lily!" She calls out in worry. Lily doesn't stir. The injured Aphrodite slowly crawls towards Lily and gently pokes her.

    Lily lets out a small murmur and her eyes flicker open. Aphrodite lets out a large sigh of relief.

    "I'm so glad you're alright!" Aphro exclaims.

    Lily offers a feeble smile. "Me, too." She sits up meekly and looks around, dejected, at the debris. "Our time machine didn't fair so well."

    Aphrodite frowns. "I noticed. I don't think we're ever going to get home."

    Lily's eyes begin to water and she sniffles. Aphro wraps her in a tight hug and they both begin to cry.

    "I'll miss everyone... do you think we're going to die here?" Lily whispers.

    Aphro attempts to think positively, but cannot muster a fitting response. She just squeezes Lily tighter.

    A few moments pass and the duo end their embrace and stand up. They begin to gather the individual pieces from the destroyed time machine and put them in a large pile. After, they sit on the ground beside it. They're exhausted. Lily's stomach lets out a long grumble.

    "I'm hungry too." Aphro says.

    Lily gives a half-hearted smile in response.

    "I'm glad we at least have each other." Aphro adds. "If I'm stuck with anyone... I'm happy it's you, my favorite honor student."

    Lily blushes. Aphrodite reaches out for Lily's hand and holds it, giving a small squeeze. They look into each other's eyes and smile.
     
  5. Hell ya, time for me to claim the firecrotch 
     
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  6. Hailey cracks her knuckles and glares into Winter's eyes. Winter smirks back and gives a little flex.

    "I'm going to tear your ass to shreds." Hailey threatens.

    Winter laughs. "We'll see about that! I'm the greatest at Mario Kart!"

    "My dearest Yoshi is better than your pathetic Peach. Yoshi is going to destroy her!"

    "Don't put your money where your mouth is." Winter says.

    And the race begins.

    Hailey starts out on a great lead, several places in front of Winter. On the second lap though, her Yoshi slips on a banana peel and she's thrown behind Winter.

    "Haha! Pay more attention next time!" Winter laughs. Just as he says that, his Peach runs and slips on one, too, sending him skittering to just one place behind Hailey.

    "Your ass is grass!" Hailey yells.

    The final lap begins. Winter is close on Hailey's tail throughout the race. Finally, at the end, he gains speed and flies across the finish line just seconds before Hailey.

    "Fuçk you!" Hailey shouts.

    Winter winks. "You know you want to."

    "I hate you so much." Hailey counters as they slowly inch towards each other.

    A heavy make-out session ensues.
     
  7. I always get this "I hate you" thing but it means otherwise 
     
  8. You didn't hurt my nonexistent feelings. You just typed a bunch of faggot shit, when we all know I'm 110% heterosexual. My opinion of you is not biased. Slander, false information, and inappropriate language and sexually explicit suggestive themes are all against ToC and RoC. To insist that it do anything sexual with someone who's not a female is a sick twisted fantasy you must've had for a very long time.

    Sure, I get that's it's fictional, but I'd rather beat their ass irl. That's the whole point that you're missing. There would be no friendly conversations or talking on my end. It'd be more like Thanos, when he snapped his finger after receiving the Infinity Gauntlet in the comics.

    4 years into the future after a lot of the adults looking for younger girls get to her?? Maybe y'all will get a vid of her sucking on a dirty popsicle stick she finds in a dumpster in the alley where she used to live... or probably currently lives knowing her
     
  9. You're just adding gasoline to the fire now.
     
  10. See, but when I type realistic stuff similar to this blasphemy, you depressed adults wanna get in your feelings and go cry and be in your sad, upset moods all damn day. If y'all end up even more depressed, REMEMBER TO THANK HAILEY
     
  11. Quick, maybe if we ignore it, it'll go away. :D
     
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  12. Are you unable to laugh at random crap? You sound depressed af boi.

    Laugh a little once in your life. Get a sense of humor. Dont be a sad sad little boy your entire life.
     
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  13. o sorry, I'll ignore it now
     
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  14. Jaco and Chill going to the movies
     
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  15. Iwillblowyourbackout and Rynnethia
     
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  16. I want a story with someone too :)
     
  17. Julie and Jaco meeting for the first time at a church retreat
     
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  18. Vash and someone.
    At somewhere
     
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  19. Bet. D.O.S.
     
  20. I been making y'all mad on forums for YEARS, y'all da depressed ones? I don't laugh at faggot shit.

    Sad? Me? Are you high?