(For content sake, we are all going to say Alicia is an adult. I don't believe the rumors she is 14 but we are going to put those aside and assume she is legal.) "You're my stupid noob idiot." Noob cooes at Alicia lovingly. Alicia rolls her eyes at Noob, but her cheeks are a soft red color. "You're the idiot. I hate you." Alicia responds. Noob smiles and gives Alicia a soft kiss on the forehead. "I'll race you to the other side of the pool." "I don't want to get my hair wet." Alicia deadpans. Quickly, Noob goes underwater and pulls Alicia downward, getting her hair wet. They go up to the surface and Noob breaks into laughter. Alicia is fuming. "I'll kill you!" "Stupid noob idiot." Noob replies nonchalantly. Alicia glares at him and then swims to the edge of the pool, dripping wet. She snatches her towel and marches away, grumbling. Noob rolls his eyes and follows her. "Alicia!" "What?" She stops and turns around, putting her hands on her hips. "I want you to die!" "No you don't, idiot." "Leave me alone!" Noob takes a step towards Alicia, and her eyes narrow slightly more. He takes another small step towards her. "Stay right there." Alicia snaps. Noob puts his hands up, surrendering. "Sooner or later, you'll be my stupid noob idiot. I know you will. I'll see you around, Alicia." He walks away reluctantly, defeated by Alicia's stubbornness. Alicia gives a small smile. It's fun to play hard to get sometimes.
"Please tell me you reviewed the plan again. I don't want to have you messing this up for me." Kitten rolls her eyes. "Of course I did, Julie. Get off my ass." "We need to show the government that if they steal from us, we the people will steal from them! We will take the money from this federal bank!" Julie preaches. "Yeah, yeah, because taxation is theft, I know. I've heard it a bunch of times and you wrote it all damn over the notebook with the plans you gave me." Julie shoots a look at Kitten. "You burned it like I asked, right?" "No." Kitten says. Julie freaks out. "What?! And you said you read the plan! It said to burn it!" "I'm kidding! I burnt it. Don't worry. Although you're kind of attractive when you freak out." Kitten admits slyly. Julie pretends to vomit. "Homosexuality is more than a sin, it is an abomination. I will not be seduced by your nefarious deeds, Kitten. We are only partners in crime." Kitten shrugs. "Suit yourself, Jules. I do love my MILFs though." Julie rolls her eyes. "Keep that up and I won't let you come to confession with me after this." Kitten laughs. "As if that's supposed to entice me to stop!" Finally, it's time for it to begin. Kitten saunters into the bank and seductively smiles at the male bank teller. "Hey, gorgeous. How can I help you?" He greets. "Hey handsome. I'm going to need you to put the money in the bag." "Wait, what?" He says. Julie bursts in with her assault rifle, that she got to keep by defending the 2nd Amendment with her life. The government couldn't take her guns, and now she's going to use 'em to get back her money. "GET DOWN ON THE GROUND. THIS IS A ROBBERY." She yells. She throws a wink at Kitten as the customers yell and obey. All according to plan.
Shıt that one is going to be difficult. I need to contemplate how to do this one... dw, I'm not ignoring it.