Forumer First Dates

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Muschi, May 17, 2018.

  1. Forumer First Dates

    Give me 2 active forumers and a location, and I will right a short fan fiction on what their first date at said location would be like! I will be replying with the story is this thread ー not making a brand new thread.

    My only rules (that I can think of) are:
    1. You can only pick one couple so be careful.
    2. You cannot nominate yourself.

    Sidenote: This is all in good fun and joking so please don't get mad if someome nominates you. Even if you and I got beef or you and the nominator got beef, relax and allow yourself to joke around a bit.
     
  2. One of you thots better nominate me tbh.
     
  3. Nominate a couple yourself or I forbid anyone from nominating you.
     
  4. I'm ignoring the second rule.
    Riven and Firebends ?
     
  5. You didn't even name a location! Where are you taking me!
     
  6. Dammit I wanted to nominate me and someone. Okay.

    I nominate Chill and Kefo. Location: the beach and then they move it to Chill's home.
     
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  7. Name a location!
     
  8. I edited lmao. You're too fast~
     
  9. We're going to an amusement park
    Edit: throw jopo in there somewhere
     
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  10. They arrive at the amusement park, and Hailey looks at the long lines and gulps. "Forwarning. I'm not a fan of long lines..."

    Riven grins. "Well I have good news for you! I have VIP tickets... we get to skip the line and all lines on the ride today." He pulls the two shiny VIP tickets out of his pocket and hands one to Hailey.

    Hailey face lights up as she grasps the ticket. "Awesome! I was so nervous when you asked me to go to an amusement park. I love them so much, but I just get so anxious having to wait in the long lines..."

    Riven chuckles as they walk past the very long line of sweaty people waiting in the beating sun to be allowed into the park. They stroll up to the front of the line.

    The ticket man looks up and narrows his eyes. "Riven. And I see you brought Hailey."

    It's Jopo. Hailey blanches.

    "Jopo, it's not what it looks like!"

    "Cut the crap Hailey. I know you've been hopping around, seeing other men. I'm sorry my wages working in a sweatshop wasn't enough for you. You'll be happy to know I'm working here now. Getting a better wage."

    Riven jumps in. "Hey, man. Calm down. Just let us through and we'll leave you alone."

    Hailey looks like she's about to cry. Riven takes her hand and gives it a gentle squeeze.

    Jopo sighs. "Fine. Fine. Go ahead. You both can go." As Riven and Hailey continue through the park entrance, Jopo adds bitterly, "And have a great date!"

    Out of Jopo's earshot, Hailey stops and wipes her eyes. "That was absolutely embarrasing. Completely mortifying."

    Riven wraps Hailey up in a big hug. "Hey, don't let Jopo get to you. He's just jealous I might be getting some firecrotch tonight."

    Hailey laughs and gives Riven a playful shove. "Uh, yeah. You wish!"
     
  11. She will right it.
     
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  12. Wednesday and Emiyan at a fancy candlelit restaurant and I’m their Uber driver. And... Go!
     
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  13. Chill was anyting but chill. He was nervous as hell, and feeling jittery. It'd been so long since he'd been slowly falling for Kefo. Watching him. Studying him. Dreaming about him... And finally, he had had the guts to ask Kefo for a beach date.

    Kefo said yes.

    Chill saw Kefo's shadowed silouhette on the beach, displayed by the setting sun.

    "Kefo!" Chill called out.

    Kefo turned around. When he locked eyes with Chill, his face lit up. Chill sighed in relief, and then took in the view. No, not of the sunset on the beach... of Kefo, while his sculpted abdominal muscles and Speed-o swimsuit that was tight in just the right places...

    Chill approached Kefo and grinned nervously. "Hi, Kefo. You look... great."

    Kefo laughed. "Thanks. Now are you ready for me to teach you how to swim?"

    Oh, right. Chill hadn't exactly told Kefo it was a date. He had just told Kefo he wanted to learn how to swim... even though he already knew how.

    Chill gulped. "Actually Kefo, I lied to you."

    "What?" Kefo folded his arms across his chest. "You better explain yourself."

    "I... I'm sorry! I was just nervous..."

    "About what?"

    "I've actually been, uh, crushing on you for years now..."

    Kefo's mouth drops open. Chill can't help but stare at his beautiful lips.

    "No way." Kefo says.

    "I can go..." Chill turns to leave.

    Kefo grabs his arm. "No!"

    Chill looks back curiously.

    "I feel the same..." Kefo blushes.

    "You do?"

    "I do."

    "Would you... would you like to go back to my place?"

    Kefo smiles devishly. "I would actually."

    And they spent the night in ecstasy.
     
  14. No bullying me in my thread.
     
  15. I don’t approve of my role... but I thought your writing was good.
     
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  16. Your role is good because it's the complete opposite of you and that makes it humorous.

    And thank you.

    (I will work on your Wednesday x Emi in a bit.)
     
  17. That kefoxchill story was beautiful ty
     
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  18. You're welcome. Still awaiting Riven to compliment me on his prompt...
     
  19. Me and Wednesday knowing that we hate each other. You pick the place.
     
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  20. I SCREAMED AT FIRECROTCH AHAFGAKSHSH
     
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