Follow me, I'm pregnant...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *MASiFFECT (01), Oct 15, 2011.

  1. Lmao .
     
  2.  WTF THIS IS GOLD

    MASi u made me roflmfao bad 
     
  3. you might attract unwanted space rhinos and space monkeys instead.. She'll never know her real dad oh no oh no..
     
  4. Great point. Well written 
     
  5. 
    He'll come back

    -Makes pushing noises-

    I just know it.
     
  6. lmao i lol'd through like this whole thing :D
     
  7. I need a hubby since mine is in outer space exploring other worlds and avoiding responsibility.

    Perhaps one of you would be interested!

    I'm on my Android.

    _Alice is on her Android too!

    We're gonna figure out where my husband is via Satellite.

    Our Androids are that skilled at the art of using text messages to send to outer space.

    If that doesn't work we can just sing Firework by Katy Perry and wait for him to come back.
     
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  9. -Bently-,
    Please leave my thread and never come back.

    You're breaking the ToU by posting a referral code.

    Goodbye to y----


    OH MY GAWD!

    My baby has a crown!!!

    I'm a QUEEN!

    BOW DOWN!

    d  ________  b

    RA RA RA AH AH.

    MASiFFECT'S PREG-NANT!
     
  10. I'll be your hubby. 
     
  11. Oh s--------
    You said the father is an alien.

    Masi, is there something you didn't tell me? 
     
  12. He's from a whole other world.

    A different dimension.

    He opened my eyes!

    d  ________  b


    You see there was this wild party and we met...

    One thing led to another and now I'm pregnant.

    It only took a few days for the baby to start growing.

    Oh yeahhh!
     
  13. Paige










    My name is Paige and I'm rich
     
  14. Oh...

    So are you trying to buy my baby?

    That's illegal!!!

    You can't do that!

    I'd rather you buy my love.

    Totally legal.

    LMAO.

    -Breathes in and out-

    Nope.

    I thought she was gonna pop out, but she didn't.

    All _Webboo sees is her crown.