First Date 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ScoobySnxcks, Jul 26, 2015.

  1. Be my Dog
     
  2. I have two pet ghosts and one demon
     
  3. i love your mother
     
  4. Hi there, so how many demons you got...because if you don't have any it won't work out and we won't have lots of babies like I wanted, and I'll have to delete all those pictures I took from outside your window, and I'll have to forget how you smell when your asleep, *hugs him/her* *whispers* mother told me it would end this way, please help me *smile and walk off as if nothing happened*
     
  5. The baby is yours
     
  6. You got the check right?

    -_- don't be a cheap date. You ask you pay :lol:
     
  7. I've never dated a human before
     
  8. 
     

  9. Lmfao love this one 
     
  10. You look better when you're awake.
     
  11. Wait, you're a guy/girl?!
     
  12. Want to take this party to my box?
     
  13. If you guys are at a restaurant:

    Girl: "I'll have a full course steak meal with a side of chili cheese fries and a milkshake"

    Boy: "Heeeeell no! what you need is a salad *turns to waitress/waiter* She'll take a salad and water to go"
     
  14. She's says it that time of the month...

    He pulls back up to her house and asks when is the second date?
     
  15. Lol ^
     
  16. You gonna go dressed like that
     
  17. YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE SH**
     
  18. Your brother liked it like this too.
     
  19. Lets never meet again, you look weird, smell funny and you look better when your asleep bb.
    (And then walk away)
     
  20. So how much is this going to cost me?