And if I had a face, I could show my false but appropriate facial expressions by posting emojis but I don't have a fucking face so I just describe how I would be if it was real.
I don't have skin... Wait. I do have skin. YAY!!! FUCK MY SKIN IS WHITE!!! Time to get out of my forest and tan my white skin.
So? Guys have boobs too. Just a bit less developed. If it's your nipples you hide, guys also have nipples. Mystery solved. Now, every girls should chill topless outside. jk XD
I've got another one. Being starred at and later finding out the top button of your shirt is undone so they were starring at your boobs. PERVS.
Yes I agree, men and women have boobies. It's just skinny men's boobs are not developed yet, while chubby men have them
I got a good one... No, I actually don't. I thought an idea would come while I write but I guess nothing came. Too bad.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ALL GUYS WANT. THEIR OWN PAIR OF BOOBS. Im sure they would trade their pair for one of ours if you know what I mean.