"You look like an avocado had s*x with an older, much disgusting avocado. And not gently, like he was hate (bleep)ing. There was something wrong with the relationship." ~Deadpool.
"I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours." ~Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook
"Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd." Pulp Fiction
"The thing I love about high-school girls, I get older and they stay the same age" Dazed And Confused
James bond - you're not my type. Girl - why, cause i have half a brain? James bond - No, cause you're single.
How do you tell how good bread is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the *sound* of the crust. Listen.
The most recent is The Avengers : Age of Ultron Cap: Fury you son of a b---- Nick Fury: Oooh you kiss your mother with that mouth?
If we believe that human life can be ruled by reason, the possibility of life is destroyed Into the wild