FAVORITE Tequila Story?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by VIXSYN_Love, Mar 23, 2014.

  1. oops?? u have a very dramatic life then..
     
  2. i got drunk and called my bf cursing him out then me and my girls decide to go out and on my way out i fell down the stairs and it was some guys shooting dice in her hallway i jumped up and said i hope nobody saw me they bust out laughing... btw when i thought i was calling my bf i called someone else to this day still don't know who i called.... that damn tequila
     
  3. Alan best night u ever had.. lmao
     
  4. ??Bahahaha omg you guys...these are the most elaborate stories-keep them coming! p.s. tequila rocks!
     
  5. Korsett luckily it wasn't you're bf!!Saved by tequila!! Lol
     
  6. yesss lol
     
  7. On Halloween night last year me and my friend took five shot of tequila and then we went to go smoke , next thing we knew we are at this restaurant with this guy , my friend in the bathroom throwing up and I'm like high ass shit seeing blurs an like drunk at the same time not knowing what the fuck happening I went to the bathroom to see my best friend passed out her face on the toilet seat I had to drag her ass home and she threw up again near my bed . After she brushed her teeth we smoked some hookah with the left over tequila and we got more f up . My window broked one side of her head was shaved and we woke up cuddling , we had school that morning . WORST HANGOVER EVER !
     
  8. Trailer trash At least mine was realistic.
     
  9. I don't have to lie 
     
  10. I rode the tricycle last year on tequila 
    Probably one of the best nights I've ever had
     
  11. Damn Alan is right thats a noob tequila story lol...tequila and I are good friends I should know lol
     
  12. April has lots of fun with tequila
     
  13. Eek tequilla i drank 15 shots in 45 mins when i was 17...i still cant drink it straight
     
  14. At Panama City Beach, several (several) years ago, I was mixing Tequila and Gatorade then funneling it. Needless to say, even with a high tolerance, I got really drunk really quick. Well, without the clearest head, I decided to climb on top of a picnic table and then on top of the house we rented. As I climbed up on top of the house, I turned around to see the power lines coming into the house were about 6 inches from my face. Even being drunk enough to climb on top of a house for no reason, I realized I was about to be electrocuted and I leaned back, falling backwards, I almost fell off the house.
     
  15. This is a story of how I suffer from a sprite addiction! So I started when I was like 10 yrs old...everyone around me was drinking it so I wanted to try it too...I asked my mom if I can have some and she poured me a cup...now my God that was the best feeling ever how when I drank it bubbled down my throat and made my body want some more! It got worse when I was 15yrs old tho! I had to have like 3 bottles a day! If I ran out I would go crazy! Literally! I would walk back and forth, scratching my neck and arms, or sitting in the corner of my bed rocking back and forth till I finally got some Sprite in my system! It was horrible! But I'm okay now I been going to Sprite anonymous and it's helped me realize I just can't live without sprite! It's the best thing ever invented! The sound of it's sizzling bubbles popping, to watch it slow lying pouring into a cup with ice! OH GOD SPRITE I LOVE YOU! PLEASE MARRY ME! Ok I must leave now I need to medicate myself with sprite! Thanks for reading my story it was hard to share my addiction with you all!
     
  16. Thats right Alan lmao triple shot margaritas always makes for a memorable night! but Paige definitely has me beat on shots in a short time period lol I spread it out lol the goal is to remember and not puke Bahahahaha
     
  17. I cant tell the story i dont remember
     
  18. Bruce just think tequila could of stole from Pimd years *shocked face* and I wouldn't have my bestie Cylde that would be tragic, Thank you Tequila Gods for keeping Bruce safe despite his younger batman years lol
     
  19. Start of the night I took a table spoon of cooking oil (makes it harder for the alcohol to get to your blood due to an oily lining of your stomach) I was at a party and got challenged to shots. I had 8 shots of tequila while my friend only made it to 6. After my 8 I still didn't feel anything so as a very dumb mistake I challenged another friend and won. As soon as all that alcohol hit my blood I fell backwards off a chair and passed out on the floor. Woke up the next morning with no hangover but a huge lump on my head. And that is my favorite (and only) tequila story