No you wonder why you might have a difficult time talking to women. Body language is sometimes how a woman knows if you're interested. If you have your dick out, she'll think you're a creep, or you want her.
I know you can't keep a straight face when you're touching yourself and about to cum. I bet you make a super frickin' ugly face much like Then smile and say something along the lines of "Holy Naruto Gods! That was the best." While cleaning up.
Face it...if you are really much better...then why did you make such a disgustingly innapropriate post....