"I'm a virgin" A week later"I was raped" A month later"I once had sex with a 9 inch guy,and multiple guys at once before. I've slept with 6 people" ?
They all told me they were sorry and would never hit me again (pfft total lies) One promised he'd quit drugs but he didn't (wasted 4 years of my life trying to help him) One said that the fat black hairy kiwi Hooker was just a friend staying over for the night (I had been with this bright one for almost a year and knew she wasn't a friend. Im Not stupid she's got no clothes on and I see the tube of lube) One said he was gay (to let me down gently apparently) One said he had a child but the mother left the child in the car on a 40° day and the child died (later found this was bull he just wanted me to feel sorry for him) The rest of the exs 'im not seeing anyone else's and pfft they all cheated. Every single one. But I now have the man of my dreams! So I don't regret sorting thru the losers to find him. I hope you all find the one like I have some day <3
The biggest lie my Ex ever told me was that i looked good in skinny jeans, stepped outside some women said i had a muffin top so i told him do i look good (looking at his phone) he said yes, i said oh yeah? what do you like best my body or my face? (he looked up) and said your sense of humor :|