Bouncy balls. I'm not so sure if it's more of a collection than an obsession, but tis works. I have as of today 10,201 bouncy balls.
Mines was Maury I watch it at a young age but damm it was funny .... You are The Father
No it was funny Mother: you gonna take care of em kids If they yours Father: *comes out all fresh* I'm no damm daddy so take that somewhere else Mother : we gonna find out Maury : YOU ARE THE FATHER
I read all of that in a ghetto accent in my mind. Except I read "you are the father," in Maury's voice of course