Everyone Can Have A Happy Ending (RP)

Drake: because if we are going to get married I'd rather know and don't even pretend you have your V because by the way you fuck that much is obvious

 

Amy:
Long story short I lost my virginity like way before I was dreams age I think I was like 12....

 

Drake: to who *sounds calm*

 

Amy:
A guy....he was a muggle though....

 

Drake: why?

 

Amy:
I really liked him....I guess.....

 

Drake: why'd you break up with him?

 

Amy:
He cheated on me.....

 

Drake: how old were you both?

 

Amy:
He was 14 I was 12 when I turned 13 on valentines day I caught them kissing

 

Drake: I'm sorry

 

Amy:
It's fine....

 

Drake: you know I would never do that to you right?

 

Amy:
Good because I would set you on fire and that is not my hormones talking I'm that evil -smirks-

 

Drake: *kisses amy* I love you

 

Amy:
Love you too -smiles and kisses back-

 

Drake: *walks in the door* why the fuck are you kissing ted?!

(who is real? Is Ted walking in or are you making out with Ted?)

 

(whoa like WTF xD)

 

Amy:
Oh my god Ted I'm going to fucking pistol-whip you!

 

Drake 1 (the guy your kissing): I'm drake!

Drake 2 (the guy who walked in): I'm drake!