Engaged

[Wesday]

Just speaking from experience. Try the deepest dirtiest part of south Texas. You’ll find some really white stuff there

That awks moment when I learn my bride to be is trailer trash. Wedding is off, I'm marrying mini now.

 

[GodTierOni]

HAH GUESS ILL DIE

 

[ATE_EM]

I’m not trailer trash but if this wedding is happening, consider me trash

 

[Wesday]

HAH GUESS ILL DIE

HAH SHE THINKS I WON'T KEEP THE BODY

 

[ATE_EM]

And I’m a guy, I’m no bride. Ever

 

[Wesday]

I’m not trailer trash but if this wedding is happening, consider me trash

It's okay, let all the tears out. It'll help the healing process

 

[Wesday]

And I’m a guy, I’m no bride. Ever

Babe stahp lying. I have seen that body

 

[ATE_EM]

It must be the soy milk

 

[Wesday]

Must be

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

I didn't even get an invitation to this wedding.. wtf. ?

 

[Wesday]

I didn't even get an invitation to this wedding.. wtf. ?

I had plans to escape the altar and elope w you when no one was watching

 

[Anonymous]

Monogymiss Wednesday

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

I didn't even get an invitation to this wedding.. wtf. ?

I had plans to escape the altar and elope w you when no one was watching

I got your cat ready, let's fly far far away.. where no one but Mini can find us. ?

 

[Wesday]

I didn't even get an invitation to this wedding.. wtf. ?

I had plans to escape the altar and elope w you when no one was watching

I got your cat ready, let's fly far far away.. where no one but Mini can find us. ?

Why is Mini invited to our marital home

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Cause she's the maid of honor. ?

 

[Anonymous]

He tryna go threesies on the marriage

 

[Wesday]

Y'know what. I am staying a single lady. It's me and cat til the end of days

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Y'know what. I am staying a single lady. It's me and cat til the end of days

What did I do? ?

 

[Wesday]

Y'know what. I am staying a single lady. It's me and cat til the end of days

What did I do? ?

You're tryna have a threesome w me and mini apparently

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

You're gonna believe Anonymous and not the person you're going to marry? ?