I also decided I should ride my penny whilst drunk, Needless to say it didn't go well, Like crashing Into shop window well.
Omg no wait My mom recorded me while I was drunk and I was shouting 'HEY GUYS HEY LOOKAT ME DO DIS' and pronouncing chinese characters all wrong Never again
I've done lots of stuff! One of the worst things though has gotta be having my hair cut with paper scissors then set on fire briefly :/
Well this one time at Wing's Army, I went with... 5 other friends., so 6 total. We were all drinking n eating wings and stuff. I only drank 3 shots of Jack Daniels. Everyone else was drinking Corona and Dos Equis. So I didnt get drunk. Just a bit tipsy. So we were chatting and I looked over to my friend Jaime on the right and he was looking down at the table and I ignored it. A few seconds later I saw my other friend Rix (nickname) looking in Jaime's direction and cracking up. So I looked over and he was throwing up. Nasty. Anyway, Rix took him to the bathroom and then Brianda and Elsa left to the chick's bathroom too. So only Carlos and I were left at the table. So we cleaned up with the help of the employees. About 1hr passed and they weren't back yet so I went looking for em but couldnt find em (I was kinda tipsy so I couldnt see that well) so I called them up and found them. Turns out all four of them ended up throwing up. So we went outside and rounded up about $260dls to pay the bill. So we left in Rix's car. (I know, drunk driving=bad). So up front was Rix (driving) and Brianda (passenger) they were all flirting and chatting so they were ignoring us. In the backseat was Carlos (on the far left behind the driver's seat), Elsa (Jaime's gf), Jaime, and Me (behing the passenger's side). So we had music on and everything and I looked over to Jaime and ye was covering his mouth and I was like "The fuck are you doin? Foo you better not even think about throwing up!!" And he kinda chuckled a bit and when he did that, a little stream of vomit escaped his mouth thru the gap on his fingers and landed on my left eye! If I wasnt tipsy that would freaked me out so much. But I was just like "What the fuck!!!!" And I started yelling at Rix to stop the car cuz Jaime was throwing up on us (at this time he was puking everywhere. My jacket was puked on and I had my backpack up separating his face from me so my backpack was puked on a lot). But Rix was ignoring us and I kept yelling "Rix Stop The Fucking Car!" Till I said "He's puking on your seats!". Then he stopped the car on the side of the street and jokingly said "get the fuck out of my car" so we all got out and then Elsa somehow managed to say (she was as drunk as he was) that they'll take a cab to her house (she lived far away). So they got on a taxi and left. So yeah. I got home at 4am and went to sleep. Obviously took my puked clothes off. So yeah. Think that's all. It was fun
Peed on the street outside of the bar... While staring the I'd checker in the eye. My poor friends had to drag me down alleys and cross streets to a new bar, so I wouldn't get arrested and kicked out of the army lol —
Saying things I wouldn't say sober. N underestimating the stability of a table. I don't drink often, thank god
Jumped in someone's car on the highway that I didn't know... cuz the party got busted (I wouldn't do that just for no reason) ran THROUGH a door at one of our frat houses ran THROUGH a wall at my frat house ran naked through a neighborhood passed out in a trash can it's not crazy, but one of my favorite things I did one time while drunk: I was texting a girl and said she was gorgeous.. but I realized I accidentally called her gargoyle ... I have a very long list I'm sure there's a lot I don't remember