Doesn't Get Any Straighter Than This

This line doesn't even get straighter than that. ____________

Sophie.


~M

 

Thank god 






You don't want to know me irl ._.
I'm pretty sure I get weirder...

 

@blockey-one way to make yourself seem even straighter than that is to wear...not one but two Twillight shirts then everyone who passes you will react like

 

MATON. 

 

I'm watching my little pony while I eat a rainbow cupcake and juggle torches

 

Oh yes, don't forget eyeliner. Makes a man look so straight a square feels circular

 

I'm currently reading Return to the Labyrinth: the graphic novel.

 

Corny joke ftw 

 

THE HORROR.


But I've read lot of books without pictures ._.

I've read almost everything in the library at school, but still not enough >.>

 

Walked up to the vampire from twilight and he was jealous of your straightness. You're straighter than him and he takes his shirt off every 39 seconds 

 

No
Never

So hungry for a good book...

Chewwy, I might eat your brain.
Don't ask why.

 

Your brain tastes like the way Bohemian Rapsody sounds.

 

Exactly.