Doesn't Get Any Straighter Than This

[-MaToN-]

This line doesn't even get straighter than that. ____________

Sophie.


~M

 

[PhiaD-D-Doll]

Thank god 






You don't want to know me irl ._.
I'm pretty sure I get weirder...

 

[Buddy100and1]

@blockey-one way to make yourself seem even straighter than that is to wear...not one but two Twillight shirts then everyone who passes you will react like

 

[PhiaD-D-Doll]

MATON. 

 

[kittehwars]

I'm watching my little pony while I eat a rainbow cupcake and juggle torches

 

[*Chewbacca (01)]

I'm getting in-class dance lessons. During school. I'm not in dance class.
Also, I'm known for Gabriel: The Musical.

 

[*Chewbacca (01)]

Come on, I was being serious.

 

[-AC-blockey-]

Oh yes, don't forget eyeliner. Makes a man look so straight a square feels circular

 

[PhiaD-D-Doll]

I'm currently reading Return to the Labyrinth: the graphic novel.

 

[-AC-blockey-]

Corny joke ftw 

 

[*Chewbacca (01)]

I wore eyeliner once. Felt like the prettiest little fucker ever.

 

[*Chewbacca (01)]

Sophie: I'm reading the Picture of Dorian Gray. No pictures.

 

[PhiaD-D-Doll]

THE HORROR.


But I've read lot of books without pictures ._.

I've read almost everything in the library at school, but still not enough >.>

 

[-AC-blockey-]

Walked up to the vampire from twilight and he was jealous of your straightness. You're straighter than him and he takes his shirt off every 39 seconds 

 

[*Chewbacca (01)]

1- That's the werewolf
2- Damn straight
3- Sophie, there's a point where it's enough?

 

[PhiaD-D-Doll]

No
Never

So hungry for a good book...

Chewwy, I might eat your brain.
Don't ask why.

 

[*Chewbacca (01)]

Meh, I've had a good run.

 

[PhiaD-D-Doll]

Your brain tastes like the way Bohemian Rapsody sounds.

 

[*Chewbacca (01)]

Orgasmic, with a hint of insanity?

 

[PhiaD-D-Doll]

Exactly.