Do your girlfriends

Yeah, since I'm sure he's quite backed up 😉

 

This randomly reminds me of a post I saw in another (very famous) online forum. A poor boyfriend accidentally finds out that his girl uses socks to wipe, because according to her she was terrified anything would touch her hand.
It's a long story but the summary is this: One day he found poopy socks (his own!!!). When confronted she freaked out but ended up telling him wtf happened.

Me and my friends laughed to tears while reading that post, drunk at a sleepover.

 

That's fucking gross omilord 😹 She was worried it would touch her hand but keeping the socks covered feces was all g? Lmao wut.

 

Your farts must smell like a skunk juice soaked tire-fire, yoikes

 

I'm one of those people that uses a lot of tp. 😔

 

I use an intermediate amount.

I used to use less in the past.

 

My fiancé just pees every 5 minutes, I call her squirrel bladder

 

My hand doesn't poop, thank you.

 

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