dirty jokes

[*ShyanneH (01)]

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

 

[-DEStRUCtIVE-SweetandSour420]

lmfao

 

[Buddy100and1]

What?.-.

 

[Vice]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?
The boy took a bubblebath

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
The bubbles were Michael Jackson.

 

[Captain-Jack-Sparrow3]

A bath with bubbles*

 

[ltachi]

I dont get op's 'joke'

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