In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Or to flick your bogeys into the wind....
In Arizona, your donkey may not sleep in the bath and you face up to 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
In Arkansas, it is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas (I'm never going then ). It is illegal for dogs to bark after 6pm (bad fido) and the River is banned from getting higher than a certain point in little rock. Naughty river You may not keep your alligator in the bath.
In California, safety is important. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. It is illegal do shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless it is a whale.