Diagnose me pls, doctor

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nemo, Jun 20, 2019.

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  1. Probably acid reflux but I am no Doctor so go have it checked by a professional one?
     
    #21 Chili, Jun 20, 2019
  2. Not like I'm obnoxious cholo's alt or anything
     
    #22 Kefo, Jun 20, 2019
  3. Probs a stomach infection bc i had the same symptoms a while back. The stomach pain- yIKES

    anyways gws tho
     
    #23 Prejudice, Jun 20, 2019
  4. Most likely food poisoning or a stomach bug/flu
     
    #24 Lovely_Lola, Jun 20, 2019
  5. Sounds like it could be a type of Flu to me.
     
    #25 Kefo, Jun 20, 2019
  6. This was the closest guess but no one guessed correctly. They took x-rays and looked inside me and everything. Anywho, the upper part of my large intestine is inflamed. It's causing a blockage and basically I'm backed up for the poops.
     
    #26 Nemo, Jun 20, 2019
  7. I think one of your intestines might be inflamed.
     
    #27 PapiLovesHisTequila, Jun 20, 2019
  8. I'm a mom so I'm pretty much a doctor. You've got a gastro bug. They go around all the time, you'll just have to wait it out.

    Gatorade will help the headache, you're dehydrated.

    Keep trying to eat plain rice, crackers, or toast until you can hold it down.

    Drink tons of water & sports drinks until you feel better.
     
    #28 Angee, Jun 20, 2019
  9. Hopefully he takes you soon to find out whatever it is


    I diagnose you with pregnant
     
    #29 Wesday, Jun 20, 2019
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    #30 Mesmeriized, Jun 20, 2019

  11. Lmao, we only have 1 intestine with differant parts to it. Although you are right.....im amazed how did you guess? Hmmm.....
     
    #31 -Sodagirl-, Jun 20, 2019
  12. Diagnosis: your Pregnant congratulations!!!
     
    #32 Cathartic, Jun 20, 2019
  13. We cant really Diagnose without tests. So its better to only rely on doctors otherwise like u will get Google answers
    Headache = brain cancer
     
    #33 -Sodagirl-, Jun 20, 2019
  14. Ibs or stomach virus?
     
    #34 Ur-Idol, Jun 20, 2019
  15. She's always on that phone.. I think that might have caused it. Or too much TV.
     
    #35 PapiLovesHisTequila, Jun 20, 2019
  16. Did it end being some Colitis then? I hope you feel better soon!
     
    #36 morticia, Jun 20, 2019
  17. I think you need to make a call to the Sewer City and ask for Dr. Roach. He can crawl inside and check it for you
     
    #37 Chili, Jun 20, 2019
  18. My moms answer to every illness me and my siblings have
     
    #38 -Sodagirl-, Jun 20, 2019
  19. Kinda sounds like a fever tbh. I get stomach pains/the runs, start sweating and get vertigo when a fever's coming
     
    #39 IlXlIJ0P0IlXlI, Jun 20, 2019
  20. My grandma has all the medicine for whatever I am feeling too.
     
    #40 Chili, Jun 20, 2019
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