Detox

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Omiyosiw, Jan 16, 2020.

  1. You ever just be walking home from school and see some paper on the ground and then because you're nosy af you pick it up and it's a wedding invitation but then on the back it's a note from someone asking their partner to go to detox for some reason? Same.

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    People are strange.
     
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  2. I'd want my gf to be concerned for my health too
     
  3. Would she also write it on the back of a wedding invitation that one you then leaves in the snow
     
  4. Real talk, are you gonna go to the wedding?
     
  5. It already passed, sadly. Otherwise I would considered
     
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  6. Can I be your +1?
     
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  7. If it weren't too late, yes 💕
     
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  8. Well I suppose at least the writer did good by self-recycling the old invitation...? Although it did end up as litter...
     
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  9. Maybe the partner dropped it on the floor and broke things up with the detox person. 🥺
     
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  10. Are you calling me toxic? Frankly dearest, screw you. We're through.
    *scrunches up note and throws it into the snow, then stomps it further into the snow*
     
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  11. This is funnier if you read detox, not as getting clean off of drugs in rehab, but as the writer asking the receiver to "detox" from ~bad vibes~ by going on one of those "juice cleanses"
     
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