INPROVED VERSION Sung to the beat of Baby ~ I know you're ugly You wanna find guys Look out of your window Dozens standing there You're a failure You are pathetic And you'll never never never get my respect Are you an idiot? Girl just quit it Your brainless And incorrigible Why can't you just stop spamming forums You're a lowlife trying to be a pedo here And I was like idiot, idiot, idiot Ohh Like nooby, nooby, nooby Ohh Why don't you just quit it quit it quit it Ohh Thought your dad taught you that. And I was like idiot, idiot, idiot Ohh Like nooby, nooby, nooby Ohh Why can't you just quit it quit it quit it Ohh Go play with your virtual baby... Yay yay yay yay You're finally gone,gone, gone pathetic noob...
The soccer song. Sung to the tune of Dynamite my Taio Cruz I, I, I, came to score, score, score, score Robin Van Persie miss penalty, ty, ty, ty, ty Wayne Rooney always finds the back of the, the, net ohh Now WTF messi scored own goal, goal, goal, goal Cristiano Ronaldo score free kick... While Lampard miss again WOAH De Gea makes an epic save... From a 39 meters... Attempt.. Kaka received red card While Suarez fall down Too bad now Teves don't wanna warm up, up, up, up We gonna kick... their leg Make them injured... WOAH Then the manager no choice Must make substitution The referee might give a card But who cares, they're player injured Must play dirty, injure valdes! ...