Dedicated to those who love to make pic threads to find guys

INPROVED VERSION


Sung to the beat of Baby

~ I know you're ugly
You wanna find guys
Look out of your window
Dozens standing there
You're a failure
You are pathetic
And you'll never never never get my respect
Are you an idiot?
Girl just quit it
Your brainless
And incorrigible
Why can't you just stop spamming forums
You're a lowlife trying to be a pedo here
And I was like idiot, idiot, idiot Ohh
Like nooby, nooby, nooby Ohh
Why don't you just quit it quit it quit it Ohh
Thought your dad taught you that.
And I was like idiot, idiot, idiot Ohh
Like nooby, nooby, nooby Ohh
Why can't you just quit it quit it quit it Ohh
Go play with your virtual baby...

Yay yay yay yay
You're finally gone,gone, gone pathetic noob...
 
The soccer song.

Sung to the tune of Dynamite my Taio Cruz


I, I, I, came to score, score, score, score
Robin Van Persie miss penalty, ty, ty, ty, ty
Wayne Rooney always finds the back of the, the, net ohh
Now WTF messi scored own goal, goal, goal, goal
Cristiano Ronaldo score free kick...
While Lampard miss again WOAH

De Gea makes an epic save...
From a 39 meters... Attempt..
Kaka received red card
While Suarez fall down
Too bad now Teves don't wanna warm up, up, up, up

We gonna kick... their leg
Make them injured... WOAH
Then the manager no choice
Must make substitution
The referee might give a card
But who cares, they're player injured
Must play dirty, injure valdes!

...
 
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