DAVE GROHL

Yay! Cuz either it's really really late, people forgot me, or my new story sucks. :(
Ted: Maybe it sucks
Me: Ted I'll tell you what you can suck.
Ted: What?
Me: -pulls out Machine gun- this
 
I decided to scare my neighbor and I walked down though the yard to his window. I duck down and pull out my brothers phone to call him and have him look up so I jump out with a chainsaw. I look in the window and he's on his lap top so im like "even better". Then I realize it's porn and he's fapping... I about threw up running back to my house.
 
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