date with the bf!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *foxymama13 (01), Oct 6, 2011.

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  2. That's hot  lol jk
     
  3. Lmao
     
  4. You should see tellatubbies 3 mother fucking D
     
  5. Now that the world knows that me and Jackie sext

    I saw everyone should have a sexy underwear party at the 13 year olds house! : D

    With the 6 other bfs
     
  6. Foxy. You're too young for a serious relationship. Js.

    Oh and guys don't forget the slogans.

    Don't be silly cover your willy .
     
  7. Lmao
     
  8. Or you could be like Dane Cook and..... Nevermind.
     
  9. Foxy remember these for when you knock him out and put him in the trunk.
    1) Cover your stump before you hump
    2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
    3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
    4) When in doubt shroud you spout
    5) Don't be a loner, cover your *****
    6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
    7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
    8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
    9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
    10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
    11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
    12) If you go into heat, package your meat
    13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
    14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
    15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
    16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
    17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
     
  10. Meaning she's a he? 
     
  11. Hmmmm, let's see, two 13 year olds, going to see a scary movie, that wants to kiss and one of them hasn't kissed yet it seems legitJk, but I got no advice
     
  12. Punch him in the balls, they're attracted to that 