Date, Marry, or .... well you no.

 Ummmm  Kick off a building

 

Run over with a monster truck 

 

 Stab multiple times

 

Flay with a very dull spoon

 

Throw cacti at 

 

Show a remote control up your bootay

 

Shove*

 

 Toss a sex-driven Rhino at

 

Choke with a large cell phone

 

Gag and throw down a well

 

 Pay Ninjas To Rape

 

Serve to a lion...with a side of French fries

 

DONT BRING THE NINJAS INTO THIS, JOSE

 

Throws a Kraken at 

 

Scrubs raw with cheese graters

 

I Will Bring The Damn Ninjas If I Very Well PleaSe,Ravyn 

 

Runs over with a car then hitting with a baseball bat repeatably, Then Lighting body on fire with gasoline and match Then brake wine bottles on head, then force a hungry kraken to eat You 

 

Squishes with a fat sumo wrestler 

 

Well I Feel Loved

 

Pokes with chop sticks