MORE STORY The next day all "Sue", as she prefered to be called, talked about evil. "Ooh then we started to plan to use puppies to invade the Earth for us with their cuteness..."Sue droned on and on. I started somewhat caring again! NOOOO! I should go stab a stuffed animal... "Sue, you can't be evil. Evil captures me." I explained. "OH SO YOU WILL VISIT US? YAY!!!" Sue yelled, twirling her hair. Then, Buff Guy ran past, came back around, picked me up, and started running again. "Byeeeee Vanessa." Sue waved. Wow that chick was stupid.... I was taken to a solid gold manor. Apparently, this was where Buff Guy lived. Who knew he was the CEO of Wallymart. Maybe he was the mascot and CEO.... "Woah, Buff Guy, you own jeans..." I exclaimed, realizing he wasn't in tights or spandex. "Young Vanessa, I am semi-normal." He explained triumphantly. He escorted me inside, almost as if he was...flirting. WAS THIS OLD GUY FLIRTING WITH ME?! Sure he was like 25, but I am so much younger! This is like the Ke$ha song-D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur! Backing off I asked him, "Why'd you bring me here?" "So we can have lunch and discuss Electro and Electra." He responded and led me to the table. Oh-my-gosh he WAS flirting, gross.... "Explain." I commanded. "Sue posted on her Facebook page she is the new 'Electra', Woman of Evil. She is a definite criminal mastermind and I can not believe how ingenius her plans on. Electro might succeed with her." He said. At first I thought he was joking, I mean "we started a plan for puppies to invade the Earth...", but then he gave me a serious look... El FIN I will post when I can
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MORE STORY "Uh, Buff Guy...Sue is like a 'D' student...." I said awkwardly. "So? Evil knows no smartness." Buff guy boomed Oh this guy is a major joke...where is his girlfriend?! Or is he to strange to have one?! Unless...NO I will never... "I am sorry, but my role is the damsel in distress, you are the superhero. So this new evil person is more of a you problem then a me problem." I explained. "Don't you care about your best friend?" He asked with wide eyes. I presume trying to be cute. Was this guy a four-year-old in a 25-year-old's body? I never signed up to babysit, but I'd better be paid a whole lot. Man, I have a four-year-old superhero and a girly villian...that's messed up. "Look, Buff Guy," I started He cut me off and said, "Just call me Hubert." "Ok...Hubert, I never really care. Only somewhat care. I get mad when I really care and feel like hurting stuffed animals." I told him. "You own stuffed animals?!" He was shocked. "Nah, I take Electro's." I giggled. "If you don't save your friend, then she will be considered a villian and must be eliminated." He was being super honest, which stung. "I care now. But, how do we turn her back?" I asked. "We need to turn Electro." He announced that like it was nothing. "Got a plan?" I whispered. "I thought you might..." He trailed off. I HATE being serious, no room for sarcasm. This was a serious and difficult predicament. Grrr.... END Sorry I can't be as sarcastic More coming