I will totally (completely and honestly and irrevocably) tell the truth! I have a crush on Jordan there! he's so...erm...uhh...he wears thongs! What's not to like about guys wearing thongs?!
My thongs broke, I rode over them in my wheelchair (Accidentally) So I got a new pair, there only like $5
Pssh, I know you do Jordan. xD I know yours too Jordan. Hmm how do I male crushes? Where did I miss how to make them? Is there a guide on that? ~M