create a story[GAME]

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by oMarKins, Jan 3, 2016.

  1. who da hell threw that god damn bag you lil pieces of poop
     
  2. The person who threw the bag turns around and
     
  3. point at the old lady who was standing there
     
  4. With her nickers to the ground singing "Mary had a little lamb" and
     
  5. she killed it by stabing it between legs ?
     
  6. Then she stabbed it inbetween her legs
     
  7. And gave an unearthly moan(◎_◎;)
     
  8. That sounded like a baby elephant with a smokers cough
     
  9. The man quickly escaped the store
     
  10. And joined a travelling circus
     
  11. Where he learned to
     
  12. Ride magical unicorns with
     
  13. Fat smelly donkeys
     
  14. Without breathing
     
  15. In the elephant with the smoker coughs breath
     
  16. Which would cause instant death to all mortals
     
  17. Unless they ate the golden turd
     
  18. They all lived
     
  19. happily ever after.
     
  20. End of story.