Cowboy Roleplay

Nikolai: "comrade, why do you take interest in my cannon?"
Me: "long story, where's "recoil"

 

-she looks around and sees sal-

"Oh..it's lover boy!"

 

Nikolai: "he went to the inn..., why is he now important?"
Me: "sal, watch the cannon with Nikolai, imma go talk to recoil.

 

"Will do!"

 

*hands diamond knife*
*whispers* "if she show up, use this knife, it cuts through anything"

 

"ive been saving it, but, f*** it, here."
*walks out*

 

-I nod-

 

*10 minutes later, I'm with a scottish man*
"this would be recoil"

 

-she walks over to nikoli and sal-

"Hi there!"

 

Recoil: "who's the little f***er sitting next to ya?!"
Me: "this is sal."

 

*stands* "back away, woman!"

 

"Top o' the mornin to ya!"

 

(lmao couldn't help myself)

 

"slow down there!
(I'm disguised!)
I'm dawn!"

-holds out a hand to shake/

 

Nikolai: "who's the lady?"
Recoil: "who cares, apparently we've got us a problem."

 

-I slash at it with the knife-

 

*smells air*
"you smell of oil and smoke. And if I do remember, I remember a certain disfunctioning machine who has an oil problem."

 

(now smoke's a detective!)

 

"Hun,I fix those pieces of robot garbage! Like a chick named Bunnie! She never learns to shut her big mouth!"

 

"then, get outta here. Men are talking, "Hun""