corniest pick-up lines xD

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011.

  1. I don't think anyone's said this yet.

    How you doin'? 
     
  2. If u were a booger I pick u first
     
  3. Did you fall from heaven?
    Cause your face Is Fucked up Seriously
     
  4. ~I'm Sexii So I Bump This
     
  5. If i could re-arange the alphabet i would put U and I together
     
  6. Man(grocery store cashier) *bags up all the woman's groceries *:anything else to bag up ma'am
    Woman:no thank you
    Man:should I bag you know
     
  7. My life without u would be like a broken pencil..... Pointless
     
  8. ~I'm Sexii So I Bump This