corniest pick-up lines xD

[iGotYouBabe]

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes 

 

[Lit48]

Boy: Arnt you tired
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cus youve been running through my dreams all night

Lol 

 

[*jesibear (01)]

“Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?”

 

[*jesibear (01)]

I like your hair, it's really long..I'd like to pull it one day(;

 

[iGotYouBabe]

Can I have your picture? I want  to know what I want for Christmas.

 

[TheAndi]

Do you have a map? (Why?) Cause I'm lost in your eyes.

Look atthe keyboard. U and I are together........look below, it says JK.
XD

 

[*webjunk (01)]

If i give you a nickel will u tickel my pickel 

 

[caspertheghost]

If you were a bogey I'd pick you first 

 

[*LaraBanks (01)]

Are you a ninja? cause your ass is kickin 

 

[*Soldier_Boy (01)]

Im cold and your hot make me warm

 

[hxhehe]

Is your dad a baker?Coz you've got big buns

 

[*Simply_Fox (01)]

Babe why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

 

[*Yoshii-Mac (01)]

Glad to see you here.... Let's fuck.

 

[EnglishPanda]

*points to the girls crotch* U GONNA FINISH THAT? 

 

[*Simply_Fox (01)]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

I dunno

Enough to break the ice himynameisFuax

 

[*k3ll3y (01)]

Is there a mirror in your pocket, because i can see me in your pants

 

[-Hearts-Beany]

Do I smell burnin,
Cos ur smokin hot 

 

[*misalovesyou1997 (01)]

If you were cymbals i'd bang you

 

[*Jail_Bird (01)]

Did you hear the latest health report? (no, what'd it say?) it says that you need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me..

 

[*Jail_Bird (01)]

I've seemed to have lost my number.. Can I have yours ??