corniest pick-up lines xD

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011.

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  1. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes 
     
    #21 iGotYouBabe, Nov 3, 2011
  2. Boy: Arnt you tired
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Cus youve been running through my dreams all night

    Lol 
     
    #22 Lit48, Nov 3, 2011
  3. “Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?”
     
    #23 *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011
  4. I like your hair, it's really long..I'd like to pull it one day(;
     
    #24 *jesibear (01), Nov 3, 2011
  5. Can I have your picture? I want  to know what I want for Christmas.
     
    #25 iGotYouBabe, Nov 3, 2011
  6. Do you have a map? (Why?) Cause I'm lost in your eyes.

    Look atthe keyboard. U and I are together........look below, it says JK.
    XD
     
    #26 TheAndi, Nov 4, 2011
  7. If i give you a nickel will u tickel my pickel 
     
    #27 *webjunk (01), Nov 4, 2011
  8. If you were a bogey I'd pick you first 
     
    #28 caspertheghost, Nov 4, 2011
  9. Are you a ninja? cause your ass is kickin 
     
    #29 *LaraBanks (01), Nov 4, 2011
  10. Im cold and your hot make me warm
     
    #30 *Soldier_Boy (01), Nov 4, 2011
  11. Is your dad a baker?Coz you've got big buns
     
    #31 hxhehe, Nov 4, 2011
  12. Babe why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
     
    #32 *Simply_Fox (01), Nov 4, 2011
  13. Glad to see you here.... Let's fuck.
     
    #33 *Yoshii-Mac (01), Nov 4, 2011
  14. *points to the girls crotch* U GONNA FINISH THAT? 
     
    #34 EnglishPanda, Nov 4, 2011
  15. How much does a polar bear weigh?

    I dunno

    Enough to break the ice himynameisFuax
     
    #35 *Simply_Fox (01), Nov 4, 2011
  16. Is there a mirror in your pocket, because i can see me in your pants
     
    #36 *k3ll3y (01), Nov 4, 2011
  17. Do I smell burnin,
    Cos ur smokin hot 
     
    #37 -Hearts-Beany, Nov 4, 2011
  18. If you were cymbals i'd bang you
     
    #38 *misalovesyou1997 (01), Nov 4, 2011
  19. Did you hear the latest health report? (no, what'd it say?) it says that you need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me..
     
    #39 *Jail_Bird (01), Nov 4, 2011
  20. I've seemed to have lost my number.. Can I have yours ??
     
    #40 *Jail_Bird (01), Nov 4, 2011
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